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"It felt like a normal senior year for just a second"
When asked if there would be a study guide due to the late notice for the COVID test, an administrator responded, “this is not high school, there are no study guides.”
However, according to perennial whistle-blower and Furman insider, Snowden the Squirrel (pictured above), the administration is not being completely transparent about their COVID-19 numbers.
Members of Furman University’s faculty have purportedly agreed to forego their standard salaries this semester to be paid exclusively in personal protective equipment (PPE).
According to the administration’s statement, Abraham has still not been found.